Throwing Rocks at the Ice Cream Man

Ever throw rocks at the ice cream man when you were a kid?

I did.

I have absolutely no idea why either.  Were we bored?  Most likely.  Did we suspect him of secretly poisoning the chocolate milkshakes?  Absolutely.  Of course, we also had it on good authority that the house at the end of the street was haunted, and that the Fairfields were running some form of illicit enterprise or another from their darkened living room.  The exact nature of what transpired behind those drawn curtains was a source of great debate, but the more outrageous the speculation, the more weight it held.   Bullies like Mike Fairfield, with their predatory eyes and facial spasms, didn’t just create themselves.  Our block was rife with the ready intrigue and danger demanded by the collective imagination of ten year old boys.

So it was one day that we decided it would be a good idea to hide behind the wall of the Carlson’s house and heave handfuls of gravel at the little white truck that played the Siren song of a modern day pied piper as it slowly made its way down North 80th Place.   What made this the day for the insurrection that had been welling ever since our parents started fretting about the dangers of tampered Halloween candy (and effectively spawning yet another ghost for us to chase)?  I honestly can’t say, other than we thought it would be funny.

And it was funny.  RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!

The sounds of impact.  Music to a young boy’s ears.

We laughed about it for 3 days straight.  Then we laughed about it some more.  Oh, if we could only have seen the ice cream man’s face when that granite avalanche came crashing down on his truck!

Eventually, we stopped laughing.  The ice cream man didn’t come back the next week.  Or the week after that.  In fact,the ice cream man never came back.  Flash forward a quarter of a century.  My parents still live in that house on North 80th Place.  As McCormick Ranch has always been a haven for families, there is no shortage of kids in the neighborhood.  A new generation of receptive customers.  And still … no ice cream man.

I can’t help but wonder if my friends and I didn’t mess things up years ago for these kids today.  Is it possible that the ice cream man is simply fading into the sepia tones of yesteryear through no fault of our own?  Sure.  But is it also possible that the ice cream man is visiting other neighborhoods at this very instant – auspiciously avoiding the forever blacklisted site of the fated ambush?  Yes.

The temptation to yield to instant gratification is very real for us all. Our actions far outlast the immediate consequences, however. Those who would operate in the margins of ethical behavior to expedite the task at hand fail to account for the lasting repercussions that such short-sided tactics promise.  Ever slander a competitor?  Exploit confidential or inappropriately obtained information for leverage?  How about trying to separate a colleague from a few dollars worth of commission or an established client?  It’s self-defeating. Regardless of the immediate outcome, debasing oneself in such a manner is guaranteed to set off a chain of events that may not be fully realized for years to come.  Reputations and livelihoods are at stake, and not just our own. Often, our actions prove detrimental to those we will never even meet.

So when you reach one of those forks in the road, take a moment to think, lest you forfeit your spoon.

And don’t throw rocks at the ice cream man.

Preston Hills in Scottsdale, AZ

Preston Hills in Scottsdale, AZ

Preston Hills is a two phase custom home subdivision of North Scottsdale renowned for its beautiful architecture, large homes and generous lots at a more palatable price point than many neighboring subdivisions of similar caliber. Located along the Shea corridor near 104th St, the neighborhood is convenient to everything that Scottsdale has to offer.

Preston Hills Unit 1

  • Home to 75 improved lots with properties built between 1985 and 1996, the average house size is just shy of 3300 livable square feet.
  • The standard lot size is approximately 1/2 acre (22,000 sq ft).
  • A whopping 74 of the 75 homes have private swimming pools.
  • Composed of 73 single level homes and only two two-story houses, residents of Preston Hills are afforded ample privacy to enjoy their spacious backyards without prying neighborhood eyes looking down from on high.

Preston Hills Unit 2

  • Home to 32 improved lots with properties built between 1985 and 1996, the average house size is nearly 3500 livable square feet.
  • The standard lot size is approximately 1/2 acre.
  • 30 of the 32 homes have private swimming pools.
  • Composed of 29 single level homes to only 3 two-story homes.

Preston Hills (General)

Both phases of Preston Hills feature natural washes and views of the McDowell Mountains. Within the boundaries of the award-winning Scottsdale Unified School District, the schools include Anasazi Elementary, Mountainside Middle School and Desert Mountain High School. The lack of an active homeowner’s association (HOA) has not diminished the luxury home feel of the development in the least. On the contrary, the very lack of a governing body and exorbitant dues has contributed to its accessibility and comparatively affordable pricing structure. While nearby developments price many in need of a large custom home on a sizable lot out of the Scottsdale market entirely, Preston Hills offers all of this with homes currently for sale in the mid to upper $700,00s (as of March 2009).

If you have looked at some of the buzzword communities like Ancala, McDowell Mountain Ranch and DC Ranch, but can’t stomach the million dollar price tags for similar quality homes, you might want to give Preston Hills a perusal.

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Spontaneous Budgetary Combustion and the Quest for Marketing Fire

Never confuse activity with production.

As powerful a five word mantra that a salesperson will ever encounter.  When it comes to managing one’s business, the seductive powers of activity are often enough to lead a good REALTOR astray.  While the carefully laid out marketing campaign gets left at home, the erstwhile agent steps out with every new expenditure and panacea that gives him a “come hither” glance.

Ignoring another haggard, old saying, “Never sell a salesman,” we are an easy mark.  Highly susceptible to the allure of the next great promotional campaign or sales technique that is going to set us apart from the competition, we are prone to affairs of the wallet that stand to disrupt the matrimonial bliss of a productive agent and his lovely business plan.

A forgiving bride, we crawl back to her after every unsuccessful tryst.  Whether just looking to spice up a meat and potatoes strategy or a full-fledged case of advertising lust that leads to the delusion that this could be “the next one,” our fundamental methodology will greet us with open arms when we come slink home with tails between legs and hundreds out of pocket.  Jesse James and Tiger Woods could learn a thing or two from a salesman.

What does this confessional mean to you as a consumer?  In short, everything.

The longer you hang around this industry, the better equipped you are to separate the effective marketing wheat from the gimmicky chafe.  Rather than bouncing from product to product in search of an oil strike, we learn to distinguish what works and can be effectively rolled into an existing marketing campaign, and what is an overpriced tramp that has been around more blocks than Heidi Fleiss at Lego Land.

Here at the Scottsdale Property Shop, we won’t gamble with your money.  What, you didn’t realize that it was your coin at stake?  Now we cut to the quick of it.  As all costs of doing business are factored into the fee your chosen professional, in any endeavor, charges, it is an often overlooked component of the value added to the service.  We trot out the advertising we will employ to get your home sold, but seldom do homeowners question what is effective and what is superfluous.  The more the better, right?

Not necessarily.

As the new world order has proven over and over again, print media has been relegated, by and large, to the realm of the ineffective.  Certain exceptions apply, and certain properties must be marketed via publication, but for the most part, newspaper and magazine advertising has become a sinkhole for marketing dollars.  Recognizing this, most sharp agents have directed those dollars to more productive venues:  websites, blogs, social media, etc.

Some, however, continue to throw big money at both defunct media and unproven new products solely to demonstrate to clients that they are spending money.

See, I’m doing my job!  Just look at this splashy front page ad in the Sunday paper!  I also just signed up for a program guaranteed to produce more hits on my website (from non-buyers) to increase your home’s exposure!

Super duper.

All of this activity and all of these expenditures are factored not only into the fees you are charged, but come at great opportunity cost.  There are only so many dollars in every advertising budget.  Those dollars should be spent in a manner that is most likely to produce a buyer for your home.  Only experience gained through ample trial and error will procure a buyer in the most direct and inexpensive manner possible.  The result?  You are not charged exorbinant fees, and your home actually sells.

While it’s true that even the longest tenured agent will look for a little extra-curricular excitement now and again, it shouldn’t be a drunken weekend spree that leaves him devoid of his marketing budget and equilibrium.    Those slots and roulette wheels will eat up your sale in no time.  New tools are brought into the fold, but only as adjuncts to the old standbys, not at their expense.

Traditional networking and sales techniques married to a strong web presence.   And her sister.

Consider it Real Estate Big Love.

You Gotta Know When to Fold’em: The Expiring Tax Credit & You

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!

Are they good and fired up?

Great, now turn them off.

As one knocks around the internet here in late April of 2010, he or she cannot go two clicks without encountering manic encouragement to purchase a home “BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE,” or proclamations that “TIME IS RUNNING OUT” to take advantage of the first-time and move-up homebuyer tax credit; each froth-inducing pitch more fevered than the last.  The only thing missing are the decrees that “THIS OFFER EXPIRES AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES,” and inquisitions as to “WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU INTO A HOUSE TODAY?”  P.T. Barnum had nothing on a gaggle of motivated Real Estate agents.

Here’s the thing, though, I am not a big fan of leveraging fear as a sales tool.  With just over a week left in the Federal Clearing House Tax Sweepstakes, I am pulling the plug on my own hyperbole.  If you are a first-time homebuyer and have not found a suitable home after months of feckless searching, it’s time to call off the dogs. 

“IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE PERFECT, JUST BUY SOMETHING!!!”

“HAVEN‘T BOUGHT A HOUSE YET??? 

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???”

“DON’T GET LEFT ON THE SIDELINES! THERE’S STILL TIME!”

Lest your home buying ship wash up on the nearest reef, these bleating calls to action should go unheeded.  The wall to wall promotion does have one thing right, though:  the time is now.  Just not in the way they would have you believe.  Now is the time to regroup and ensure you do not make a poor purchasing decision.  The tax credit has been a nice perk to those fortunate enough to find the right home over the past year, but don’t sabotage a 250k purchase because Uncle Sam is holding an 8k caliber gun to your head. 

If you are just starting the hunt now, you’ll do yourself a huge disservice by attempting to shoehorn yourselves into an ill-fitting home due to the time constraint.  If you are nearing your wits end after an unsuccessful months-long odyssey, you are equally likely to do the same when facing down the looming deadline.  I am issuing a cease and desist order to those who have confused the priorities of their fledgling home purchases. 

Let it go, folks.  Let it go. 

We can start again when your only underlying concern is securing the best possible deal on your ideal new home.  With the throng of desperate lemmings running blindly for the cliff, you might just find yourself as king of the buyer’s mountain come May 1st.  With a potential reduction in the number of suitors left after the great tax credit hari-kari, you could unwittingly stumble upon higher negotiating ground via your abstinence from the purchasing frenzy.  While that 8k incentive will drive some to overbid on properties in the coming days, the smart buyer might seek to carve a larger swath out of a seller’s backside in the fertile post-April 30th hunting grounds.

“IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS HOUSE, SEND IT BACK FOR A NO-HASSLE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!" <or not>

The folly in the air is palpable at present.  That little governmental spiff will come and go, and you won’t even remember towards what end the money went.  You’ll be stuck with the house, however.  Make sure it is the one you want. And for God’s sakes, man, don’t make the same mistake that we all made back in the heyday of 2005-2006 by assuming you will be able to offload the house in a couple of years if it doesn’t prove suitable for your needs.

Surely we haven’t forgotten this lesson while it is still being taught in excruciating detail?

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Scottsdale Ranch Home Floor Plans

Doing your Scottsdale home shopping from afar?

Already own a home in Scottsdale, but need a copy of your floor plan for remodeling purposes?

One advantage to working with a partner who was selling Scottsdale Real Estate prior the Gadsden Purchase (mild exaggeration) is a file cabinet full of old, forgotten floor plans.  Trawling the catacombs for more of the oldies but goodies that are not readily attainable elsewhere, today’s booty is buried within Scottsdale’s second significant master planned community.  Following in the groundbreaking footsteps of McCormick Ranch, Scottsdale Ranch incorporated the lake and walking path system that earned its predecessor such rave reviews.

Intertwined with the parks and shopping, Scottsdale Ranch offers a wide variety of housing that can accommodate most every need.  From modest condos to lakeside patio homes and monster single family residences, this primarily mid 1980s – early 1990s built community should be on nearly every prospective home buyer’s short list.  Just East of McCormick Ranch, the close in location is near most everything, and boasts larger lot sizes than some of the newer communities further North.  While its sister community earns most of the name brand recognition, many people are lured to Scottsdale Ranch for the slightly newer architecture (cathedral ceilings and 3 car garages, anyone?) to go along with comparable amenities, excelling schools, etc.

By no means complete, please click on a highlighted subdivision name from the list below to view floor plans.  If you don’t see the community you desire highlighted at present, no fear, this is an ongoing endeavor.  We are just scratching the surface.  Check back in to see if our progress has reached the apple of your buying eye.

Just don’t give me any sass for my snail’s pace, you bunch of ingrates.  This is a major undertaking. 😉

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Scottsdale Ranch Single Family Homes

Andalusia

Catalina

Ensenada Del Oro

Heritage Court

Heritage Place

Heritage Terrace II

Haciendas Del Lag0

Hillcrest

Mirador | The Concordia | The Elegante | The Finesa | The Seville | The Solara | The Tradicion

Mountain View Place

Mountain View Village

Ridgeview Estates

Sierra Linda

St. Tropez

The Estates at Scottsdale Ranch

Tierra Vista

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Scottsdale Ranch Patio Homes

Casa De Cielo

Heritage Village IV

Mission Monterey

Mission Santa Fe

Mountainview Lake Estates | The Antigua | Casa Del Lago | The Bahia Mar

Suntree East

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Scottsdale Ranch Condos

Scottsdale Bay Club

Scottsdale Bay Club Phase II

The Fountains

The Racquet Club

The Venetian

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Waterfront Communities (mixed classifications)

Bayview Estates

Charter Point

Lake Serena Estates

Lakeview Estates

Las Brisas

Monterey Point

The Island at Scottsdale Ranch

The Landings at Scottsdale Ranch

The Waterfront at Scottsdale Ranch

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